Recent Movie Reviews


The Proper Use of TKD The Proper Use of TKD

Rated 1 / 5 stars

geez, man.

the proper title of this should be "how to get yourself killed."
as both a "black belt master" and knife fighter, i should kick you upside the head then gut you.

don't say "don't take this seriously," because that's a fucking given.


Farfire responds:

This isn't a life survival guide. It's supposed to be entertainment, like the other movies here. If you want really want to know how to use TKD properly, this might not be the right place to look for your answer.

Surprising (and funny) that you people dont get it. Even more funnier are your stupid "threatens." :DDDD


SUPER DUPER NINJA ACTION! SUPER DUPER NINJA ACTION!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hmm...

despite the decent animation, i almost sprayed soda through my nose when i saw the "dialogue"... lol, man- work on your grammar and spelling.



You are a F*cking Moron3 You are a F*cking Moron3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

to mr. "hnnn" who reviewed before me

1) learn how to spell, you fucking retard.

2) just for defending limp dick, just go castrate yourself and spray lemon juice on your bloody stump afterwards. think of it as your contribution to society.

3) read #2 again.


Recent Game Reviews


BulletTime BulletTime

Rated 4 / 5 stars

#468 on world ranking... not too shabby

here's a hint- you react faster to sound than sight.
something i learned in physics 117.

good game



The FreeLancer : Training The FreeLancer : Training

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

very nice, however...

suggestions:

1) make the moves a bit more concentrated, so a good grouping would be qwerasdf, so a collection of 8 moves. so cut a lot of the repetetive and useless moves.

2) make the characters a bit bigger

3) variations in weapons would be nice, and it would make up for the cut in # of moves.

however, good overall.



UFA UFA

Rated 5 / 5 stars

jesus fucking christ

this used to be my favorite game next to pico. thanks for bringing it up again. :D