Score: 8

"#468 on world ranking... not too shabby"

submission: BulletTime

date: December 12, 2005

here's a hint- you react faster to sound than sight.
something i learned in physics 117.

good game

Score: 2

"geez, man."

submission: The Proper Use of TKD

date: November 17, 2005

the proper title of this should be "how to get yourself killed."
as both a "black belt master" and knife fighter, i should kick you upside the head then gut you.

don't say "don't take this seriously," because that's a fucking given.

Score: 8

"hmm..."

submission: SUPER DUPER NINJA ACTION!

date: March 26, 2005

despite the decent animation, i almost sprayed soda through my nose when i saw the "dialogue"... lol, man- work on your grammar and spelling.

Score: 7

"to mr. "hnnn" who reviewed before me"

submission: You are a F*cking Moron3

date: September 6, 2004

1) learn how to spell, you fucking retard.

2) just for defending limp dick, just go castrate yourself and spray lemon juice on your bloody stump afterwards. think of it as your contribution to society.

3) read #2 again.

Score: 8

"in response to outrak"

submission: YAAFM 9: Michael Moore

date: August 30, 2004

I'm no fan of bush, and i sure as hell don't want to see him as our president again.

however, on the other hand, i'm no fan of michael moore. his tactics seem to be "fight fire with fire". it's not as simple as "it is truth because he makes fun of bush" - moore utilizes 2 simple things we call "distortion" and "overkill".

in other words, get your head outta your ass.

Score: 7

"very nice, however..."

submission: The FreeLancer : Training

date: August 29, 2004

suggestions:

1) make the moves a bit more concentrated, so a good grouping would be qwerasdf, so a collection of 8 moves. so cut a lot of the repetetive and useless moves.

2) make the characters a bit bigger

3) variations in weapons would be nice, and it would make up for the cut in # of moves.

however, good overall.

Score: 7

"considering the fact that..."

submission: Tetsu-jin::Lost Memories

date: August 28, 2004

to the best of my memory, you've completely ripped off ruruoni kenshin OVA right down to the dialogue, you still did a great job with the fight sequences, although some of the other parts of the animation were *meh*.

good job, and if you need some help thinking of a storyline, feel free to email any of us fellow newgroundites for some ideas.

Score: 10

"jesus fucking christ"

submission: UFA

date: July 28, 2004

this used to be my favorite game next to pico. thanks for bringing it up again. :D

Score: 7

"i like the series"

submission: Simgolf Shorts #4

date: July 1, 2004

keep em coming. best use of this game i've seen yet.

Score: 5

"err..."

submission: fine, not a fun stuff 630

date: July 1, 2004

that was new...